100PRINT\PRINT"READY"\PRINT
110 INPUT $A\IF A=253 THEN 300\INPUT $B\IF B=253 THEN 300
120JLETK=10*A+B
130IFK<>2313THEN140\PRINT"N  NO FILE YOU BOOB"\GOTO100
140IFK<>2143THEN150\PRINT"TALOG  TRY MONTGOMERY WARD'S"\GOTO100
150IFK<>2241THEN160\PRINT"STNH  I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT"\GOTO100
160IFK<>2257THEN170\PRINT"W YES I'M QUITE NEW"\GOTO100
170IFK<>2274THEN190\PRINT"D I'M NOT THAT OLD, BUT I'M OLD ENOUGH!!!"
180GOTO100
190IFK<>2297THEN210\PRINT"NAME  WHY? I LIKE MY NAME"\GOTO100
200IFK<>207THEN210\PRINT"NAME  WHY?  I LIKE MV NAME"\GOTO100
210IFK<>2157THEN220\PRINT"BUG  GET A CAN OF RAID"\GOTO100
220IFK<>2322THEN230\PRINT"OP THE FUN IS JUST STARTING'\GOTO100
230IFK<>2303THEN240\PRINT"VE I DON'T LIKE BANKS"\GOTO100
240IFK<>2336THEN250\PRINT"SAVE O.K., THE WHOLE DEC TAPE"\CHAIN "ZOOP  "
250IFK<>2305THEN260\PRINT"RATCH  GOT AN ITCH7"'GOTO100
260IFK<>2166THEN270\PRINT"IT  THIS IS NO NEWSPAPER"\GOTO100
270 INPUT $C\IF C=253 THEN 300
280IFC<>141THEN270
290PRINT\PRINT"WHAT??"\GOTO100
300 PRINT " WIPED OUT COMPLETELY!!!"
310 CHAIN "DEMON "
320END